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March 13, 2019

San Jose Police Chief: The Suspected Murderer of an American Woman Was Shielded From Deportation by Sanctuary Policies Six Times

Boy, the left's (including Bill Kristol's) plan of replacing Noncompliant Americans with more compliant foreign replacements will happen at an even faster tempo if the replacements also murder us.

Monday, San Jose police arrested 24-year-old Carlos Eduardo Arevalo Carranza for the murder of 59-year-old Bambi Larson. Police believe Carranza stalked the victim before breaking into her home and stabbing her to death. Her body was discovered by her son and a co-worker after she didn’t show up for work....

This is far from the first time Carranza has been arrested.... [Remorseless record of criminality omitted.]

If you've lost count, that’s 10 arrests after he was deported. Six of those times, ICE asked the police to hold Carranza so they could pick up this homeless drug addict rather than have him be released back onto the streets. But according to Chief Garcia, police ignored those detainer requests because of sanctuary policies. "Let me be clear, we are here to protect and embrace our otherwise law-abiding undocumented residents. We are not here, nor should we be here, to shield admitted gangsters or violent criminals regardless of immigration status," Garcia
said.

Frankly, that sounds like he's making excuses, trying to preserve the sanctuary policy while also claiming that if the police psychically predict they're holding a future murderer, they should ignore the sanctuary policy.

Paul Kelly, the head of the San Jose Police Officers Association, told KPIX, "This should have never happened, not in a million years. We have to change the laws that protect monsters like this suspect."

That sounds firmer, without claiming we can keep the policy while precognitively weeding out future murders.

Flashback: Bill Kristol favors a liberal (open borders) immigration policy with the express goal of replacing "lazy" American citizens.

Weekly Standard editor-at-large Bill Kristol said Tuesday afternoon that the white working class should be replaced by immigrants as they have become "decadent, lazy" and "spoiled."

"Look, to be totally honest, if things are so bad as you say with the white working class, don’t you want to get new Americans in?" Kristol told author Charles Murray during an event hosted by the American Enterprise Institute titled "It Came Apart: What's Next for a Fractured Culture."

It takes some cheek for an obese, sedentary man who's lived off of money grifted from multiple billionaire Sugar Daddies nearly his entire adult life to call other people "lazy," "decadent," and "spoiled."

Oh right -- he's a "mindworker" or something, right?

What's the last "mindwork" this grifter completed that was not a 288 character tweet? Anyone remember any contributions by Bill Kristol in the world of letters these past ten or fifteen years?

And speaking of fat men living off the charity of rich men...



There to meet with Senorita Steve Hayes, no doubt.

Friends were goofing on this puff-piece the liberal CJR did on him. And of course it's a puff-piece; liberals know their own.

Goldberg and Hayes plan to start their project, still unnamed, this summer, with newsletters and podcasts--"NPR is the 800-pound gorilla in recorded news podcasts," he says. "We want to get into that space." Then, in September, they'll launch online with daily reported news and long magazine stories, produced by a staff of 15 to 20. A print publication remains a possibility for later. Goldberg says they have an "exciting number of investors who are interested."

You know what's an exciting number? A number so exiting the Mayans are still stoked they invented it?

Zero.

One friend imitated Goldberg's stoned dreamjournaling about his future plans: "We're going to do newsletters and also podcasts and also news and also long stories and also maybe print and also be online."

And then we'll maybe start a BAND!!! Like a punk band but not really a punk band but maybe more of a power-pop band but with grit, you know?! Like the Rasberries mixed with The Knack but also mixed with the Velvet Underground and David Bowie's Berlin Trilogy!

And then we'll get skateboards and put an AWESOME skate team together and get a big sponsorship and THRASH ACROSS EUROPE!!!

Wow, this Business Plan certainly is well thought-out.

Here's Goldberg's Elevator Pitch for the next media venture Steve Hayes will bankrupt.

I assume this elevator goes from the ground level to the observation deck of the Empire State Building when it's overcapacity and suffering from mechanical stress, because this is not what I'd call the classic one-liner elevator pitch.

So what’s the pitch? "We're interested in topics that are covered a lot by the mainstream media, but from a fairly conventional perspective, or that aren't covered much at all because they don’t fit the conventional narrative. We're also very interested in the conservatives and Republicans who are trying to reconcile long-established conservative principles with the tectonic shifts beneath them. So we might cover the work done by crisis pregnancy centers to reduce the abortion rate in this country. We might do a deep dive into how our politics have become performative, particularly at the presidential level. The presidential historian Richard Neustadt argued that the chief power of the president was persuasion. But in recent decades, as the presidency has become an avatar in the culture wars, presidents (and presidential aspirants) care more about playing a role for their fans--and foes--than actually winning over new voters."

I'd like to see the Pitch Meeting Guy do a Pitch Meeting for Jonah's pitch.

Oooh, run-on sentences and incoherent stoner ramblings mixed in with barely-remembered name-drops from an Intro to Political Philosophy class at Goucher College are TIGHT.

So Jonah Goldberg plainly has absolutely no experience in nor intuitions about running a business. Steve Hayes is the Business Genius who took a business that couldn't fail -- a business whose actual job it was to lose money, forever -- and somehow bankrupted a business designed to be perpetually bankrupt.

This is going to be quite a crazy ride, guys. It's like a boring version of The Producers.


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