Sad Twitter-Cuck John Podhoretz Apologizes For Wishing That a Neutron Bomb Would Destroy the NYU School of Journ0lizming

It was a very serious death threat. Obviously it needs to be apologized for.

So that Twitter can forgive John, and the healing process can begin.

I'm Sorry

On Wednesday, I wrote an aggressive and rude satirical tweet involving a neutron bomb, the NYU Journalism School, journalism schools in general, and two writers. I regret my attacks on Lauren Duca and Talia Lavin, which were unprovoked and therefore entirely unseemly. I wholeheartedly apologize to them.

I am a journalist. I employ journalists. I publish journalists. I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists. I have worked full-time at six major journalistic institutions. Let me assure anyone who might have believed otherwise from my tweet that I love my profession and I do not wish to see any fellow journalists come to harm.

Podhoretz's account appears to be deleted, which I assume would have to be something Podhoretz would do himself. Whether he deleted on his own initiative or deleted in frustration/embarrassment/anger after Twitter suspended, him, I don't know.

Either way, I bet you he's back on Twitter in two or three weeks. (Can you un-delete an account?)

He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.

I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

These people are absolutely addicted to Twitter and will censor themselves and abase themselves to keep their drug of choice flowing.

I'm in favor of all of the cucks being booted off Twitter. It's an incubator for rigid conformity with the liberal line -- the cucks all get incepted by liberal propaganda every morning then, because they're huge (and unwarrantedly so) egotists, think they thought up the idea their leftwing twitter pals implanted in their stupid, ill-educated heads and become as protective of these incepted leftwing memes as a parent is of their children.

For example: They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people."

This was something their swell liberal pals told them on Twitter, and then they all began dutifully repeating it. Endlessly.

One problem:

It never happened, the transcript and the audio of the statement clearly proves it never happened -- in fact the opposite happened, Trump plainly said "I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and white nationalists because they should be condemned totally" -- but the cucks' liberal clique-mates said it happened on Twitter and Twitter is Real and you should believe everything on Twitter because Twitter is Your Friend and I Can't Believe This Site Is Free. (That's an actual catchphrase the twitter addicts frequently say to praise Twitter. Yes, they really say that. A lot.)

So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.

posted by Ace of Spades at 02:33 PM

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