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March 02, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break



Good morning, 'rons, 'ettes & Employees of The Month. After that snazzy EMT let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • If only little Timmy would apply himself.

  • I wonder if these EMTs finished at the bottom of their class?

  • Not very lady like, is she?

  • A hankering for breakfast.

  • It least it wasn't a magnum.

  • Tax man!

  • How many times do we have to tell you drinking and driving doesn't mix?

  • Gamble responsibly. Or don't be a dumb ass.

  • Polly wants a fix.

  • Quite the addiction you have there.

    Hard to believe it is the first Saturday in March. Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Be nice to the 'ettes and for heavens sake don't run with sharp objects.

    Be nice!!!

    Have a great weekend!

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