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March 15, 2019

Dumpish ONT, Now With Commentary!

Y'all need some solid dick.

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It's only been one day since I placed the moon, and already people are mucking it up.

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Didja ever wonder what the ONT would be like if I took acid before writing it?

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Spelling is important

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How to troll, corporate edition.

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I call it...Hengia!

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He is Volto! You are like flies before him!

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I remember that kid

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Not funny hooman.

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For your information

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Ain't no mystery about what I'd be doing to Velma in the back of the van, IYKWIMAIKYD

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Should I drink the lava? I wanna drink the lava

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The most perfectly Bawlmer Craigslist ad ever

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This guy annoys everyone

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Helpful people can be found everywhere

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This explains a lot

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Too late

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On this day a hero died

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For Bluebell


Nobody commented on the cute from last night. Really, you should watch, she's adorable (w/sound)


Everyone has days like this


Tonight's ONT brought to you by people who laughed at that last clip:

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The Yahoo Group will be waiting for you.


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