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March 25, 2019

Reactions to Mueller from The Last 72 Hours

There's been a lot of reaction to the news Friday through Sunday. I set aside some of these tweets and videos, and I'll just post them all below, The Good, the Bad, and The Cuckly.

I'm not going to add much to any of this because you can guess my basic reaction to the various things said here.

The non-existent WMD debacle damaged the reputation of the U.S. intelligence community. The Russian Collusion hoax utterly destroyed it. And it’s a crime against justice that Clapper and Brennan aren’t sharing a cell for lying to Congress about it. https://t.co/IKBOZnK0pu
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 25, 2019

Everything that happened, happened under him. And you never even hear his name. pic.twitter.com/BU6PEnLR4b
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 25, 2019

Anyone remember that time when the media thought it was a good idea to let the former FBI Director (who was fired for lying) go on an uncritically covered national book tour and lie about Trump being a potential Russian agent?

It was last month
— Undercover Huber (@JohnWHuber) March 25, 2019

Schiff says there is “significant evidence of collusion” regardless of Mueller's conclusions https://t.co/RdF3vN0IVf pic.twitter.com/y9Dho6fpZH
— The Hill (@thehill) March 24, 2019

ABC's @TerryMoran declares "it's a reckoning for the media" if Mueller clears Trump on collusion charges. That's true, but don't expect much of a reckoning to actually occur, Terry. Expect further obfuscation, deflection, and goalpost-moving. They won't have learned a thing pic.twitter.com/7XuHD1Ct1V
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 10, 2019

In light of the witch hunt ending, it's appropriate to watch the first press conference that President Trump held after the disgusting fake dossier was breathlessly reported by the media. People will never forget the role the fake news played in this. https://t.co/953DW3XJa5
— Shem Horne (@Shem_Infinite) March 23, 2019

Yet it is nevertheless true. The real crisis of American governance isn't that Trump is some evil genius. It is what a bunch of mediocrities the elite have turned out to be. Better to have found out now than in the middle of some existential conflict with a great power.
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) March 23, 2019

Hands up, don't shoot. Trump's a Russian spy. Kavanaugh ran a secret gang rape cartel. Covington kids assaulted a vet.

Never forget that these lies--and yes, they were outright lies--were deliberately peddled by all the same people for all the same reasons.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 24, 2019

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/un6ac72VWj
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) March 24, 2019

Maddow appeared to get emotional while reporting on the Mueller probe wrapping sans any new convictions. #ThoughtsAndPrayers pic.twitter.com/2hCt5ugsjH
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 23, 2019

So the FBI told a FISA court that @carterwpage was an agent of a foreign power spying on America and nearly three years later neither the DOJ nor Mueller's office have charged him with anything.

Anyone still think everything was kosher over at the Obama/Lynch/Comey DOJ?
— Larry O'Connor (@LarryOConnor) March 22, 2019

...a crime, nor necessarily result in indictment. A lot of us are responding to the smart twitter people by noting that Carter Page has testified under oath in front of congressional committees and has been interviewed more than once by the FBI. In each of those interviews,...
— Jason Beale (@jabeale) March 23, 2019

...Dr. Page has denied ever meeting the two Russian officials identified in the FISA app (and Steele dossier) and has also denied any level of collusion or conspiracy with any Russian. A reasonable person would note the absence of a perjury or false statements charge against...
— Jason Beale (@jabeale) March 23, 2019

...unreliable sources of information. That is what we mean when we note that Carter Page wasn't charged with a crime - we are aware of the CI nature of FISA. We are also capable of considering other data in our analysis and forming a conclusion based on all of it.
— Jason Beale (@jabeale) March 23, 2019

You don't get to pretend like this wasn't what was peddled for YEARS. Or that it didn't harm the country. pic.twitter.com/Erl7TiFtZ6
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 24, 2019

This aged hilariously.https://t.co/tkZo73XNOr
— (((Beto Ocasio-Gramsci))) (@JimDelRey) March 24, 2019

The sadz are epic.https://t.co/S5J88vdFK5
— (((Beto Ocasio-Gramsci))) (@JimDelRey) March 24, 2019

Poetry.pic.twitter.com/j9sRe2tyw7
— (((Beto Ocasio-Gramsci))) (@JimDelRey) March 24, 2019

This tweet is delusional. The Director of the FBI held a press conference and stated that Hillary committed numerous felonies but a reasonable prosecutor wouldn’t charge her. He violated all DOJ policies.
— Brian Mac (@Nickandjoe136) March 24, 2019

CNN fully claimed Trump was a Russian asset. We cannot overlook this. #Russiagate pic.twitter.com/KeFTqj2vo6
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) March 23, 2019

Bumping this. I legit want to know. Has a SINGLE “journalist” taken any accountability for their actions? https://t.co/alpuamradX
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 24, 2019

When all your hopes and dreams are crushed. pic.twitter.com/eKeCjBlclO
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) March 23, 2019

When you've realized you wasted two years of your life spreading fake news. pic.twitter.com/656405zT0S
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) March 23, 2019

Good look here by CNN having Eric Swalwell, the biggest collusion conspiracy theorist in Congress, on right now to discuss Mueller report.
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) March 22, 2019

Suicide watch? pic.twitter.com/9yTEoxw8Aa
— @Why Do You Think He Is Called TRUMP? (@SilverCignet) March 23, 2019

I'm not kidding when I say Mueller's non-vindication could cause serious mental health episodes. People are so emotionally invested in this, it's insane. I don't blame regular citizens who fell for it; I feel bad for them. I scorn and detest the politicians + media responsible
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 23, 2019

“Whoa whoa wait, no no no, we’re not going to go there.” - Chris Wallace #FNS pic.twitter.com/lRGIjMJW6Q
— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) March 24, 2019

For a guy who often doesn't know what he's talking about, Chris Wallace on @FoxNewsSunday sure does know what he's not supposed to talk about! https://t.co/8yE2pGW5mk
— Emerald Robinson (@EmeraldRobinson) March 25, 2019

I'll admit it -- I'm quite happy that a bunch of bad journalists are mad right now at journalists they've hated for the past 2 years.
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) March 25, 2019

I’ve always been disturbed whenever an intel report is declassified and it seems no more informed by intelligence than the average blogpost circa 2005.

So I can’t say I’m surprised when former CIA directors seem as unhinged as your average 2005 bloggers. https://t.co/TRy4niC3lk
— Michael Brendan Dougherty (@michaelbd) March 25, 2019

Between this dude and Brennan you really have to wonder ab the caliber of people at the highest levels of our law enforcement/ intelligence apparatuses. https://t.co/RlKKH8BJjy
— Paul H Jossey (@PaulHJossey) March 24, 2019

Without getting bogged down in your exaggerated descriptions, interesting that former claim actually dominated media coverage for 3 years, while questions about propriety of FBI actions/special counsel probe/etc. were undercovered/dismissed as paranoid ramblings about deep state.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 24, 2019

Ok. And there were a LOT of people happy to lay the groundwork that Mueller was looking to frame Trump in some way. That was the whole point of the dishonest "dirty cop" crap from the beginning. Can't have it both ways: Mueller is corrupt AND he exonerated Trump. https://t.co/yIXg7QMKBp
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) March 23, 2019

How about Mueller was a dirty cop who used every dirty trick -- pre-dawn SWAT raids on senior citizens! -- to help his friends in the Deep State, but failed?

I do enjoy that Jonah Godlberg, who has pushed this hysterical conspiracy theory like a true brain-dead zealot, finds that there is a group of people who need to apologize for being so wrong, and it's... the people who've been skeptical of this conspiracy theory, and have been smeared and ridiculed for being skeptical about a conspiracy.

The whole NeverTrump line is seizing on this angle of spin/deflection.

Explanation for the following Tweet: Benjamin Wittes at Lawfareblog served as cut-out between Leaky Comey and reporters. For two years, he has eagerly retweeted every Fusion/Deep State leak and promise of impeachment, adding his own commentary like "tick tick tick.." and "boom!"

For that reason, he has been dubbed Dr. Tick Tock von Boom Boom.

I don't have a PhD. https://t.co/Wz1YNRk635
— Benjamin Wittes (@benjaminwittes) March 24, 2019

Give him one thing: when this degenerate conspiracy theorist cashes the checks, he stays bought... at least until there’s another check. pic.twitter.com/t5VOEy0ZBi
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) March 23, 2019

You know who is quietly thrilled about Trump's recognition of Israel's annexation of the Golan Heights? Putin.
— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 22, 2019

That wasn't a parody tweet, by the way. He's not just doing the "You know who benefits from this? Putin" joke. He's serious, because he's deranged.

And finally:

No treason, no collusion, no obstruction. This nation was held hostage two years because of a baseless conspiracy theory peddled by a foreign spy funded by the Hillary campaign. Those of us who were smeared because we didn't fall for it won't forget. There will be a reckoning.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 24, 2019

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And it’s a crime against justice that Clapper and Brennan aren’t sharing a cell for lying to Congress about it. https://t.co/IKBOZnK0pu — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 25, 2019 Everything that happened, happened under him. And you never even hear his name. pic.twitter.com/BU6PEnLR4b — Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 25, 2019 Anyone remember that time when the media thought it was a good idea to let the former FBI Director (who was fired for lying) go on an uncritically covered national book tour and lie about Trump being a potential Russian agent? It was last month — Undercover Huber (@JohnWHuber) March 25, 2019 Schiff says there is “significant evidence of collusion” regardless of Mueller's conclusions https://t.co/RdF3vN0IVf pic.twitter.com/y9Dho6fpZH — The Hill (@thehill) March 24, 2019 ABC's @TerryMoran declares "it's a reckoning for the media" if Mueller clears Trump on collusion charges. That's true, but don't expect much of a reckoning to actually occur, Terry. Expect further obfuscation, deflection, and goalpost-moving. They won't have learned a thing pic.twitter.com/7XuHD1Ct1V — Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 10, 2019 In light of the witch hunt ending, it's appropriate to watch the first press conference that President Trump held after the disgusting fake dossier was breathlessly reported by the media. People will never forget the role the fake news played in this. https://t.co/953DW3XJa5 — Shem Horne (@Shem_Infinite) March 23, 2019 Yet it is nevertheless true. The real crisis of American governance isn't that Trump is some evil genius. It is what a bunch of mediocrities the elite have turned out to be. Better to have found out now than in the middle of some existential conflict with a great power. — wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) March 23, 2019 Hands up, don't shoot. Trump's a Russian spy. Kavanaugh ran a secret gang rape cartel. Covington kids assaulted a vet. Never forget that these lies--and yes, they were outright lies--were deliberately peddled by all the same people for all the same reasons. — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 24, 2019 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/un6ac72VWj — Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) March 24, 2019 Maddow appeared to get emotional while reporting on the Mueller probe wrapping sans any new convictions. #ThoughtsAndPrayers pic.twitter.com/2hCt5ugsjH — Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 23, 2019 So the FBI told a FISA court that @carterwpage was an agent of a foreign power spying on America and nearly three years later neither the DOJ nor Mueller's office have charged him with anything. Anyone still think everything was kosher over at the Obama/Lynch/Comey DOJ? — Larry O'Connor (@LarryOConnor) March 22, 2019 ...a crime, nor necessarily result in indictment. A lot of us are responding to the smart twitter people by noting that Carter Page has testified under oath in front of congressional committees and has been interviewed more than once by the FBI. In each of those interviews,... — Jason Beale (@jabeale) March 23, 2019 ...Dr. Page has denied ever meeting the two Russian officials identified in the FISA app (and Steele dossier) and has also denied any level of collusion or conspiracy with any Russian. A reasonable person would note the absence of a perjury or false statements charge against... — Jason Beale (@jabeale) March 23, 2019 ...unreliable sources of information. That is what we mean when we note that Carter Page wasn't charged with a crime - we are aware of the CI nature of FISA. We are also capable of considering other data in our analysis and forming a conclusion based on all of it. — Jason Beale (@jabeale) March 23, 2019 You don't get to pretend like this wasn't what was peddled for YEARS. Or that it didn't harm the country. pic.twitter.com/Erl7TiFtZ6 — Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 24, 2019 This aged hilariously.https://t.co/tkZo73XNOr — (((Beto Ocasio-Gramsci))) (@JimDelRey) March 24, 2019 The sadz are epic.https://t.co/S5J88vdFK5 — (((Beto Ocasio-Gramsci))) (@JimDelRey) March 24, 2019 Poetry.pic.twitter.com/j9sRe2tyw7 — (((Beto Ocasio-Gramsci))) (@JimDelRey) March 24, 2019 This tweet is delusional. The Director of the FBI held a press conference and stated that Hillary committed numerous felonies but a reasonable prosecutor wouldn’t charge her. He violated all DOJ policies. — Brian Mac (@Nickandjoe136) March 24, 2019 CNN fully claimed Trump was a Russian asset. We cannot overlook this. #Russiagate pic.twitter.com/KeFTqj2vo6 — Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) March 23, 2019 Bumping this. I legit want to know. Has a SINGLE “journalist” taken any accountability for their actions? https://t.co/alpuamradX — Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 24, 2019 When all your hopes and dreams are crushed. pic.twitter.com/eKeCjBlclO — Mark Dice (@MarkDice) March 23, 2019 When you've realized you wasted two years of your life spreading fake news. pic.twitter.com/656405zT0S — Mark Dice (@MarkDice) March 23, 2019 Good look here by CNN having Eric Swalwell, the biggest collusion conspiracy theorist in Congress, on right now to discuss Mueller report. — Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) March 22, 2019 Suicide watch? pic.twitter.com/9yTEoxw8Aa — @Why Do You Think He Is Called TRUMP? (@SilverCignet) March 23, 2019 I'm not kidding when I say Mueller's non-vindication could cause serious mental health episodes. People are so emotionally invested in this, it's insane. I don't blame regular citizens who fell for it; I feel bad for them. I scorn and detest the politicians + media responsible — Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 23, 2019 “Whoa whoa wait, no no no, we’re not going to go there.” - Chris Wallace #FNS pic.twitter.com/lRGIjMJW6Q — Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) March 24, 2019 For a guy who often doesn't know what he's talking about, Chris Wallace on @FoxNewsSunday sure does know what he's not supposed to talk about! https://t.co/8yE2pGW5mk — Emerald Robinson (@EmeraldRobinson) March 25, 2019 I'll admit it -- I'm quite happy that a bunch of bad journalists are mad right now at journalists they've hated for the past 2 years. — Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) March 25, 2019 I’ve always been disturbed whenever an intel report is declassified and it seems no more informed by intelligence than the average blogpost circa 2005. So I can’t say I’m surprised when former CIA directors seem as unhinged as your average 2005 bloggers. https://t.co/TRy4niC3lk — Michael Brendan Dougherty (@michaelbd) March 25, 2019 Between this dude and Brennan you really have to wonder ab the caliber of people at the highest levels of our law enforcement/ intelligence apparatuses. https://t.co/RlKKH8BJjy — Paul H Jossey (@PaulHJossey) March 24, 2019 Without getting bogged down in your exaggerated descriptions, interesting that former claim actually dominated media coverage for 3 years, while questions about propriety of FBI actions/special counsel probe/etc. were undercovered/dismissed as paranoid ramblings about deep state. — Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 24, 2019 Ok. And there were a LOT of people happy to lay the groundwork that Mueller was looking to frame Trump in some way. That was the whole point of the dishonest "dirty cop" crap from the beginning. Can't have it both ways: Mueller is corrupt AND he exonerated Trump. https://t.co/yIXg7QMKBp — Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) March 23, 2019 How about Mueller was a dirty cop who used every dirty trick -- pre-dawn SWAT raids on senior citizens! -- to help his friends in the Deep State, but failed? I do enjoy that Jonah Godlberg, who has pushed this hysterical conspiracy theory like a true brain-dead zealot, finds that there is a group of people who need to apologize for being so wrong, and it's... the people who've been skeptical of this conspiracy theory, and have been smeared and ridiculed for being skeptical about a conspiracy. The whole NeverTrump line is seizing on this angle of spin/deflection. Explanation for the following Tweet: Benjamin Wittes at Lawfareblog served as cut-out between Leaky Comey and reporters. For two years, he has eagerly retweeted every Fusion/Deep State leak and promise of impeachment, adding his own commentary like "tick tick tick.." and "boom!" For that reason, he has been dubbed Dr. Tick Tock von Boom Boom. I don't have a PhD. https://t.co/Wz1YNRk635 — Benjamin Wittes (@benjaminwittes) March 24, 2019 Give him one thing: when this degenerate conspiracy theorist cashes the checks, he stays bought... at least until there’s another check. pic.twitter.com/t5VOEy0ZBi — David Reaboi (@davereaboi) March 23, 2019 You know who is quietly thrilled about Trump's recognition of Israel's annexation of the Golan Heights? Putin. — Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 22, 2019 That wasn't a parody tweet, by the way. He's not just doing the "You know who benefits from this? Putin" joke. He's serious, because he's deranged. And finally: No treason, no collusion, no obstruction. This nation was held hostage two years because of a baseless conspiracy theory peddled by a foreign spy funded by the Hillary campaign. Those of us who were smeared because we didn't fall for it won't forget. There will be a reckoning. — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 24, 2019 More on that later. This was posted the very day news broke that the investigation was over and there would be no further indictments. As Glenn Reynolds says, this is one of those "intelligence experts" who told us to trust their Genius Instincts on investigating Trump. So where's your gut now, Liar? Hmmm...your bizarre tweets and recent temper tantrums reveal your panic over the likelihood the Special Counsel will soon further complicate your life, putting your political & financial future in jeopardy. Fortunately, Lady Justice does not do NDAs. https://t.co/ktFRevlOcd — John O. 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