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March 11, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"From what I've been able to tell from news reports, here is the Democrats' 2020 campaign platform in a nutshell: 'We hate you, we *really* hate Jews, we hate babies, we hate America, and we want you to starve. Now give us all your guns.'"



Democrats 2020 (I):

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Democrats 2020 (II):

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Cue the Outrage Mob:

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And this is how you handle the crybullies: never apologize, never surrender. Let's hope Carlson's overlords at Fox don't cave.



Why Am I Not Surprised?

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Who Dis:

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And For the 'Ettes:

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Friday's celebrities: Deborah Harry and Russell Crowe.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Apple Pie and Ice Cream:

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(h/t, as usual, to Food Porn on Twitter)

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