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March 09, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Horde, let us take a gander at a few stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Not my kind of job.

Reason #5,184 I don't like candles.

Quite the marketing campaign.

Modified bacteria for the cure?

She hates Iowa.

Quite the outing.

Cursed is short for 'What a f*cking loser'

Money and morality. Good luck with that Toots.

What was this guy thinking?

The slavery lesson was horrible, good thing there wasn't a Holocaust lesson.

That was a close call.

Why not use Match.com?

Enjoy these stories or anything else that tickles your fancy this morning. It is an open thread. Please remember the rules: Play nice with the 'ettes, don't run with sharp objects, don't pee in the pool and be nice to one another.

Have a great weekend!

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