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March 18, 2019

Don't Call Joe Biden a Hero



The other day I threw myself in the path of an out-of-control schoolbus and used my own body to cushion the impact with a concrete median divider.

Wait -- no, no, no -- stop applauding me. This isn't about me. This is about that bus. And the children I saved. No no -- not "I" saved, the children that were saved, by Almighty God, who used me as his Divinely Chosen Instrument of Salvation, because I'm awesome.

But this isn't about me. It's about God needing a favor, and me just lending the Big Guy a hand.


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posted by Ace of Spades at 04:43 PM

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