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Wow Air ceases operations, leaving passengers stranded So they just up and shut down with no warning. “Screw you guys, I'm going home”. Seems they could have managed it a little better than that. We now go live to Owen Wilson for this commentary. Owen? ![]() Well said Owen. And now back to the regularly scheduled ONT.
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Welcome Home Soldier On Tuesday, the Defense POW/MIA Accounting Agency (DPAA) announced that a Waelder man killed in the Korean War will return home, nearly 69 years after he was reported missing in action. According to a press release by the DPAA, Army Master Sgt. Charlie J. Mares, 30, was accounted for on Feb. 4. On July 31, 1950, Mares was a member of Company C, 1st Battalion, 34th Infantry Regiment, 24th Infantry Division, and was engaged in combat against the Korean People's Army. He was reported missing in action following the battle fought near Kwonbin-ni, South Korea.“I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith” - 2 Timothy 4:7 Rest in Peace.
Probably not. But how can we really know for sure? I'm pretty sure Ace did this bit a few years back, but I can't remember about whom. Wasn't Tater though.
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Time magazine corespondent Charlotte Alter (a child of privilege, her dad is worth $3 mil) tweeted last week about never having known “American prosperity”. Bitch, you've never known anything but. Neither have any of us in this country. You Are Richer than John D. Rockefeller. Naturally, this “lack” of “prosperity” leads her to embrace socialism. I hate these fucking white-bread upper middle class socialists with the rage of a thousand suns. My fondest wish is for them to get exactly what they want, just not here. Then when the inevitable happens and they're starving to death trying to trap an emaciated escapee from the zoo for dinner, I'd stream the hunt live on pay-per-view and laugh myself sick while gorging on lobster and foie gras.
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