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December 21, 2017

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by the letter S

Howdy children. This seems about right

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Somebody Is Cutting Up Onions

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Sadly, This Is Fake News

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It didn't happen. That's too bad, because I wouldn't be that upset if it did. I get that there should be laws against fraud, and that such laws are necessary and should be enforced, but at some point you just got to throw up your hands and say "you do you, genius".


So, How's That Unrestricted Immigration Working Out Germany?

Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany'

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Slavery. Heck of a Job, Hillary

NIGERIAN SLAVES HAVE ORGANS HARVESTED, BODIES MUTILATED AND ARE SET ON FIRE

Sounds Like the Second Beast

16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
-Revelations 13:16-17 KJV

Inside China's Vast New Experiment in Social Ranking


Shameful or Hilarious?

You be the judge.

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Surgeons Shouldn't Do That

Renowned Surgeon Admits To Putting Initials On Patients' Livers During Surgery


Shapiro Drops the Mic

Sorry Rosie, you ain't ready to play in the bigs

Someone Is All Out of Bubble Gum


Nikki Haley is moving up fast on Sarah Huckabee Sanders as the biggest ass kicker in the Trump administration.




Suddenly It All Makes Sense

All Pixar movies are set in the same universe. And Boo is the lynch pin.

So Cute


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Hubert Applebaum:

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The Yahoo Group says "Far out, man"

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