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December 21, 2017

Did Rosie O'Donnell Offer a Bribe to Senators?

On Twitter, she offered a two million dollar bribe to both "jeff" [Flake] and "susan" [Collins] to vote no on the tax reform bill.

And she said "no shit," as in "I'm serious, not shitting around."

After confirmed lunatic Louise Mensch tried to talk her down (imagine -- Louise Mensch as the voice of reason), Rosie doubled down again and made the offer to [Bob] "corker."

So here's the thing: Yes, I think she was serious, but no, she'll never be prosecuted, because if she were prosecuted, she would say she intended some kind of "satire" and she'd get off.

But this toxic neurotic wasn't done yet. She decided she'd put an exclamation point on her attempted federal bribery by sexually harassing Ben Shapiro.

After Ben Shapiro said that if Sessions opened an investigation into Rosie O'Donnell his face would be carved into Mount Rushmore by Friday, Rosie wrote: "suck my dick ben."

I saw @CHSommers tweet the new sexual harassment hashtag, #BenToo.

I also saw someone crack a joke, though I can't track down the author. (Maybe Sean M. Davis?)

The tweet said, "Trump has never wavered on only two propositions: 1, skepticism about free trade, and 2, conviction that Rosie O'Donnell is a trainwreck."

He's not wrong.

Question: Isn't there something wrong with people who have this level of emotion and ego invested in who wins this or that in politics?

People have only a finite reservoir of #Caring, as Kurt Schlicter calls it. You cannot care passionately but for a few things.

When deranged imbeciles like this and the rest of the #BlueCheckmarkMafia melt down every single day - rend their garments every single day-- basically call Taylor Swift a racist for not being a basket-case neurotic depressive like themselves, every single day -- isn't that complete proof that these people have absolutely nothing going on their lives to be happy about, to take pride in?

And how can we all avoid becoming like them?

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