Weird News Dump

Good morning fellow 'rons and 'ettes. It seemed like yesterday when I was writing something like, "I can't believe it is the first weekend in December." Now it's the weekend before Christmas.

Let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.

• I love you Honey let me give you an ostrich farm and a STD.
• Yearning to release that inner Lumberjack or Steven Segal, here ya go. Ax throwing.
• Hippie grandparents, what could go wrong?
• The farm team for the Moron Horde is in the news.
• We're not gay, we're just trying to screw the government.
• If it sounds too good to be true, it is especially if you have to use a translator.
• Your disability? My D*CK is too big. NSFW
• Oh no, penis wars NSFW
• What's weird about this story? That she thought she could get away with it?
• Are you one of these statistics?
• And we thought our friend rickl was the biggest Dylan fan. Not even close.
• Take that you bastards. h/t red

Well that wraps it up for another week of weird news. Just remember kids, no running with sharp objects and leave the 'ettes hair alone.

The staff of the Weird News Dump wishes you and yours a very Merry & Blessed Christmas.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:38 AM

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