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December 30, 2017

Weird News Dump

Good morning. The last Saturday of 2017. The Staff here at weird news thought about recycling some weird news stories from the past year. But we said, "They pay big bucks for their subscription, let's give 'em new weird stories."

So here ya go. Some stories that didn't get too much attention at the AoSHQ.

*****

That's one hell of a carbon footprint!
West Virginia invaded by Morons.
Some people deserved to be tasered. Repeatedly.
Why do they lie? Because they are nuts?
Meet the family who doesn't believe in "No pain. No gain."
Obviously they didn't have a GPS in the car.
Alcohol makes people into assholes? Who knew?
It is hard to imagine that the sun never set on their kingdom. Pussies.
D!ck repellent.
Honestly, it wasn't my fruitcake.
No, I don't want to sign your cast.
If this isn't weird, nothing is.

So Morons, enjoy these stories or something else that you wish to discuss in this open thread. No talking with your mouth full. Keep the elbows off the table and no running with sharp objects.

Have a great weekend!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:21 AM

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Obviously they didn't have a GPS in the car. Alcohol makes people into assholes? Who knew? It is hard to imagine that the sun never set on their kingdom. Pussies. D!ck repellent. Honestly, it wasn't my fruitcake. No, I don't want to sign your cast. If this isn't weird, nothing is. So Morons, enjoy these stories or something else that you wish to discuss in this open thread. No talking with your mouth full. Keep the elbows off the table and no running with sharp objects. 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