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December 21, 2017

The Morning Rant

"It's pretty funny when feminists stamp their feet and demand their safe spaces from guys whistling and catcalling them, because they're not telling you what they really want. What they really want is not to be whistled at and catcalled by unattractive guys. In other words, they want a world where they can flirt and sexually banter with alpha male sports stars and multi-millionaires, but the lowly office geek who dares ask any of them out on a date will feel the full force of the law landing on them."

Being A Progressive Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry:

Uh, Isn't This A Felony?

so how about this
i promise to give
2 million dollars to senator susan collins
and 2 million to senator jeff flake

if they vote NO
NO I WILL NOT KILL AMERICANS
FOR THE SUOER RICH

DM me susan
DM me jeff

no shit
2 million
cash
each
— ROSIE (@Rosie) December 20, 2017

( *cough* )18 U.S. Code § 201 (b)( *cough* )

Hey, What About Joe?

We're Going To Need Some More FBI Guys:

A Visual Metaphor For The Legislative Process:

posted by OregonMuse at 11:22 AM

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