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Quote I “If the war against drugs is lost, then so are the wars against theft, speeding, incest, fraud, rape, murder, arson, and illegal parking. Few, if any, such wars are winnable. So let us all do anything we choose.” Theodore Dalrymple Quote II “Jeff Sessions and the Trump administration are still trying to fight a 1980s drug war that is socially unjust, economically backward and against the will of the American people,” Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR) I'm dreaming of a Did you ever use this for a pickup line? Hey Baby, do you want to get closer to God? Someone did a long, long time ago. It was sex all the time at this 1800s commune, with anyone you wanted and none of the guilt Are you playing Power Ball or some other lottery tonight? If you're a winner do you plan on purchasing a tropical island. You better stay away from this place. Have you made a New Year's Resolution? Have you decided to enter the Porn Industry? Before you make that leap, did you do your homework? “I don’t even know how other girls do it,” Eva Lovia said. By any standard, Lovia’s career in the porn industry is a success. Both the Adult Video News (AVN) Awards and XBIZ Awards showered her with nominations for 2018, notably Female Performer of the Year. She commands a rate “significantly higher than the majority of the industry.”
It comes as no surprise that when it comes to advice on running a business, The New York Times is the last place one should turn to. The NYT ran a story about an economically failing mall in upstate New York that is turning itself around with a lot of feel-good strategies that won't help the bottom line:
BREAKING NEWS – MUST CREDIT MASHABLE! Dwayne Johnson confirms men will also wear black to the Golden Globes in protest of sexual misconduct.
I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I saw #27. Well they are part of the Salon25. On Friday, HuffPost editor Emily McCombs issued a tweet containing her New Year’s resolutions. One of those resolutions simply read: “Band together to kill all men.” How sad to have that much hate in one's heart.
President Donald Trump and his family have been down at the “Winter White House” — his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida — for a relaxing break over the Christmas and New Year holidays. NHS, The UK's wonderful health care system counting on drunks to help them out. The UK’s taxpayer-funded National Health Service is considering setting up more mobile stations in cities to take care of seriously drunk people—an effort to ease the pressure on its jam-packed hospital ER departments.
December 30, 1999, George Harrison and his wife Olivia were attacked when an intruder broke into their home in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire. Olivia beat off the attacker with a poker and heavy lamp. Harrison who was stabbed in the chest was admitted to hospital and treated for a collapsed lung and various minor stab wounds. His wife, Olivia, was treated for cuts and bruises she had suffered in the struggle with the intruder. Police later arrested Michael Abram from Liverpool who had nursed an irrational obsession with The Beatles. via thisdayinmusic.com
December 30, 1946, Born on this day, Clive Bunker, drummer, Jethro Tull, (1969 UK No.3 & US No.11 single 'Living In The Past'). via thisdayinmusic.com
December 30, 1969, Peter Tork quit The Monkees buying himself out of his contract which left him broke. He went on to form a group called Release and played banjo on George Harrison's soundtrack to the film Wonderwall. via thisdayinmusic.com.
Online dating is largely a succession of misery and humiliation, which is why so many of us are willing to pay an algorithm to find us the perfect match. The newest entré to the arena of apps that promise to help you find love: Pheramor, a Houston-based startup that claims to use DNA as the basis for its matchmaking algorithm. Simply swab your cheek with a Q-tip and—voila!—Pheramor’s app will populate with a cadre of genetically optimized potential Mr. or Mrs. Rights.
Conflict resolution = good. Conflict resolution by calling the Cops to settle a criminal activity = Genius Award Winner. DECEMBER 27--A man and a woman are facing prostitution charges after they sought law enforcement’s assistance in settling a dispute over a $150 payment for a sexual encounter, according to South Carolina police. He could have turned his back and walked away. But he didn't and he is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Police in Columbia, South Carolina praised a homeless hero last week who came to the aid of a female police officer being overpowered by an assailant during an arrest. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by God Awful Christmas Illumination.
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