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December 05, 2017

Accuser: John Conyers Groped Me... In Church

Representative Droopy Drawers decided to spice up a boring sermon with some pew petting, sliding his hand up an unwilling woman's skirt.

John Conyers has said he'll step down today, but I haven't seen word that he's actually done so yet.

He named his, get this, son to succeed him on the permanent-congressman throne.

John Conyers III has no real political resume but at least he's free from all that sexual misconduct baggage.

Meanwhile in 2010, #JohnConyers son referred to Conyers as a "fucking player," and bragged about the Congressman screwing a married woman. https://t.co/lqAukC0Bi7
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) December 5, 2017

Well, maybe not so free. He also was a wannabe rapper, bragging that his buddies sell drugs: "My ni**as turn grams into grands."

Now if you're worried that one guy who's had a seat for 52 years is gifting that seat to his filthy get, and maybe that doesn't sound like "American democracy" to you, don't worry: There's another person running for the seat.

That person? Ian Conyers, John Conyers' nephew.

See? Democracy in action.

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In Church Representative Droopy Drawers decided to spice up a boring sermon with some pew petting, sliding his hand up an unwilling woman's skirt. John Conyers has said he'll step down today, but I haven't seen word that he's actually done so yet. He named his, get this, son to succeed him on the permanent-congressman throne. John Conyers III has no real political resume but at least he's free from all that sexual misconduct baggage. Meanwhile in 2010, #JohnConyers son referred to Conyers as a "fucking player," and bragged about the Congressman screwing a married woman. https://t.co/lqAukC0Bi7 — John Cardillo (@johncardillo) December 5, 2017 Well, maybe not so free. He also was a wannabe rapper, bragging that his buddies sell drugs: "My ni**as turn grams into grands." 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