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December 25, 2017
A Very Moron Christmas PoemI don't know how many of you know R.M. Huffman. In addition to being a doctor, the man is a sharp debater, a damn good author, a very talented artist, and a fellow Moron. He's written a series of quite amusing short stories called Sweet Tooth about a vampire Doctor (J.D. from Scrubs did not sue). The second novel in his Antediluvian Legacy series was just published. I haven't read the first one, but it looks like a swords and sorcery type novel set in Old Testament times. He also wrote an completely unauthorized but nonetheless brilliant sequel to Frozen called The Mermaid War which is funny AF (and he wrote it just for fun!). You can find it in his Twitter feed here. In any event, it seems he saw the following picture this week, and was inspired to put pen to paper (as it were) and scratch out a new twist on a Christmas classic. (Pen and ink drawing of a corpulent Santa in his undies below the cut) ‘Twas the night before Christmas He adjusted the nightcap He had kept his toes warm Beyond that, he was nude When he tried to get dressed, though So he called for an elf “Um, that’s not quite correct” “You’ve been quite the somnambulist, “You consumed all the candy “You ate hamburgers, jelly beans “Hasty pudding, roast goose “Every midnight we’d find you “And when real food was gone “And if that weren’t enough “I’ll be honest, m’lord “Well, I’ve still got my magic, “I may get a bit chilled “Now it’s time to depart, elf “Is that so? Let me think now” If he couldn’t bring presents “Then you elves have to pull it! So let this be your warning: There’s no need for alarm So don’t call the police THE END That sound you just heard was Clement Clark Moore rolling over in his grave. Open thread. | Recent Comments
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