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December 08, 2017

Open Thread: Weird Sex Edition

Woman marries a chandelier she calls "Lumiere," after the character in the Disney Beauty and the Best cartoon, because she's totally sane.

Woman slut-shamed for having sex with 20 ghosts.

Amethyst Realm, a 27-year-old Brit, is getting slut-shamed for claiming to have had sex with at least 20 ghosts -- whom she purportedly prefers to living men.
Realm, from Bristol, England, went on the British TV show "ITV This Morning" on Thursday to discuss her out-of-body-on-body experiences. She says it all began in 2005, when she moved into a haunted home with her then-fiance.

Amethyst Realm's ex-fiance is, I believe, Haven Monahan.

"It started as an energy, then became physical," she says. “There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost. You can feel it. It’s difficult to explain."

Realm continued this supernatural affair for three years, but had to end it when she got caught by her husband. (She claims he saw a shadowy shape of a man on top of her.)

Since that first steamy spectral encounter, Realm says, she's hooked up with at least 20 ghosts, and isn’t adverse to the thought of conceiving a ghost-baby.

Amethyst Realm is the President of People Who Totally Don't Make Up Outlandish Stories to Get on TV Society.

Trump's rally is coming up. Also, you can watch the account of the sexy sexy ghost sex below.

Night!

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She says it all began in 2005, when she moved into a haunted home with her then-fiance. Amethyst Realm's ex-fiance is, I believe, Haven Monahan. "It started as an energy, then became physical," she says. “There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost. You can feel it. It’s difficult to explain." Realm continued this supernatural affair for three years, but had to end it when she got caught by her husband. (She claims he saw a shadowy shape of a man on top of her.) Since that first steamy spectral encounter, Realm says, she's hooked up with at least 20 ghosts, and isn’t adverse to the thought of conceiving a ghost-baby. Amethyst Realm is the President of People Who Totally Don't Make Up Outlandish Stories to Get on TV Society. Trump's rally is coming up. Also, you can watch the account of the sexy sexy ghost sex below. 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