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Max Boot, a totally solid conservative or something, tells us he's transitioning into a feminist concerned about white male privilege.

Tom Nichols, a totally solid Republican who only registered as a Republican to vote against Trump, tweeted that people who think Trump is a Christian are "stupid."

And he said this on Christmas.

Which, as everyone knows, is the best day to attack large swaths of strangers.

He didn't spend all of Christmas Day attacking people, though.

He spent part of Christmas on the most important virtue of all -- shameless self-promotion.

He didn't always tweet out his self-promotions. In some cases, he gave other people a voice, and retweeted their promotions of him.

Again, on Christmas. As the Wise Man said, go forth and spread the joyous news of this day, and that joyous news is that Tom Nichols' snoozer self-wank is still available.

Oh, he had a fire or something at his house recently, and took the opportunity to tell us that the firemen and plumbers who fixed stuff were "experts."

Which I guess that means we should defer to this absolute moron, because he calls himself an expert.

By the way, he keeps saying it was his cat who awoke him and warned him of the fire.

Our old pal spongeworthy remarks:

Do experts really have this much time for tweeting?

And finally, John "Master of OPSEC" Schindler talked up 1865, the year a controversial president was assassinated, as a potential reckoning for "traitors."

And -- apropos of nothing, I assure you:

posted by Ace at 07:25 PM

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