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August 31, 2005
Too Rude For a Headline
Headline and story after the jump. The weak of stomach may want to pass on this one.
Drunk Attempts To Beat Brethalyzer By Stuffing Mouth... With Feces
TORONTO -- An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyser after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," Insp. Tom McDonald said.
In related news, a Montreal man attempted to beat a jaywalking ticket by sticking his head up a dead cow's ass. "I thought it was the perfect alibi," the man said later.
Here's the link.
Thanks to cutaway.