London (Where Else?) Zoo To Feature Human Exhibit

Yeah. Because it's not like I don't get to see enough humans in the wild during my daily routine.

London Zoo unveiled a new exhibition -- eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.

The "Human Zoo" is intended to show the basic nature of human beings as they frolick throughout the August bank holiday weekend.

"We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species and to communicate the importance of man's place in the planet's ecosystem," London Zoo said.

I do love that so many on the left have adopted the nuanced, complex philosophy of Agent Smith from The Matrix.

The scantily-clad volunteers will be treated as animals and kept amused at the central London zoo with games and music.

"I actually think the fig leaves will be enough to cover us up, it's no worse than a swimming pool," said volunteer Simon Spiro, 19, from New Malden, south of the British capital.

Genius. All these master-degree-holding biologists and zoologists have finally discovered the eight year old premise of Survivor.

Don't forget the eating challenges, guys. Everyone loves those.

Thanks, again appropriately enough, to The Warden.

posted by Ace at 04:21 PM

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