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August 09, 2005

Greg Gutfeld's Secret Blog

Hidden in his Author's bio is a "secret blog." It's a lot of random stuff about running and "ectomorphic body types," but then this tweaking of Arianna & Co.:

THE HUFFPO HYPOCRISY: SUVS the unspeakable truth about the anti-SUV crowd.they only hate those vehicles because every one in America can afford them. If SUVs were too expensive for middle class Americans, then only people like laurie david and Arianna would drive them. But since we can afford to drive them, and they are wildly popular and all over town, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM. If we all could afford private jets - then Arianna would want to ban them. But since only she can afford to charter them, she's ok with it. THAT'S THE GIST! christ i am itching all over the place.

Spot on, especially that bit about itching all over the place. And then there's this:

an observation: Jessica Alba just said in a recent interview that she once had an eating disorder. she looks fantastic. So - eating disorders work.

It's about time someone had the guts to say it.

Thanks to the Blogometer for this odd blogging Easter Egg.


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