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August 31, 2005

Subway Flasher Again: Europeans Want To Know What The Big Deal Is

Karol was pretty surprised when she just posted the flasher story and got a lot of heat from our too-cool-for-school European betters.

They actually took the "you stupid Americans, how can you be so prudish" line.

It's high school politics, I swear. Europeans are the Goth losers snivelling and snarking at the popular kids as they walk down the hall

Remember, this guy was masturbating in public. Smiling at a woman as he got Little Elvis ready for Vegas, if you know what I mean. But Europeans -- determined to prove how jaded and filled with ennui they are (ennui is a French word meaning "envy, venom, and bullshit") -- took the opportunity to America bash.

A couple of good ones:

ok, see no one would care over here in europe!

so what, he is not hurting anyone, you all need to take the stick outta your asses and stop being so prude!

if you dont like it, GET UP AND MOVE THE FUCK ON, god 40 years ago it would be a picture of a black man on a train, 30 years ago a homosexual, and today a "pervert" give it up....hes just an exibitionist, thats been goin on for years...

Yes, stop being so prude. Seriously.

OH MY GOD! THAT GUY HAS A PENIS! WHAT A SENSATION! HE MUST BE JAILED OR - BETTER - HANGED! You, americans, are so fun - "Oh, i was so traumatised, oh i want him to pay my valium bills, oh i can't ride a subway for 10 years since". When some of you, fat girls, going around with barenaked bellybuttons (fat) with pubic hair sticking over the pants - THAT is traumatic!

Well, Francois, maybe the sight of a girl's pubic hair is more traumatic for you than some douchebag scaling his dorkfish on the subway, but here in America, we're not such -- how you say? -- homos.*

Sheesh. Why can't I have those sorts of idiots trolling on this site? At least those are fun idiots. I can hear the French accents coming through their broken English.


* A single dream in which George Clooney kisses you does not, in fact, make you a homo. I'm just clarifying.


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