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August 14, 2005
So that's why we liberated Afghanistan!
We already knew that Iraq was merely a ploy by the neo-con Zionists who control the planet from the basement of a brothel in Tel Aviv. We didn't need Michael Moore to alert us to the theft of Iraq's crude oil in order to enrich the good old boys at Halliburton. But why on Earth did we liberate a country which makes Bedrock look cosmopolitan by comparison?
I'll tell you why! With Major League Baseball cracking down on steroids, we needed a new market to replace all that lost revenue. And what better place than Kabul to do so?
Case closed!
posted by Tanker at
12:49 PM
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