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August 31, 2005

George W. Bush: Anti-Christ, Superstar

So over the top it must be a spoof? You make the call.

That's a cached page, by the way; I guess the page just got linked by a lot of people because it won't come up.

If you add up the name 'George Bush' in Hebrew letters it comes out:

G = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
o = 70 (ayin)
r = 200 (resh)
g = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
B = 2 (beth)
u = 70 (ayin)
s = 300 (shin)
h = 8 (cheth)
total = 666 (Antichrist)

I would challenge anyone to find another powerful world leader, either now or in the past, whose name adds up to 666 in Hebrew.

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But hold on, because we’re not through yet. ASCII stands for American Standard Code for Information Interchange. The computer you're using to read this can only understand numbers, and ASCII is the numerical representation of a character such as ‘B’ or else an action of some sort. If you add up Bush's name in ASCII, you get 71+101+111+114+103+101 for George, 87+97+108+107+101+114 for Walker, and 66+117+115+104 for Bush, which adds up to a total of 1617 = 1+6+1+7 = 15 = 1+5 = 6.

To recap: George Bush's name is equal to 666 if we use the Hebrew letter equivalents. It is also equal to 666 if we use the two most commonly used systems in numerology as well as in ASCII code.

(George Bush has another name that is often used to identify him politically. He’s a Republican from Texas. If you add up Republican in the most commonly used Pythagorean system you get 9+5+7+3+2+3+9+3+1+9 = 51 = 5+1 = 6. If you add up Texas you get 2+5+6+1+1 = 15 = 1+5 = 6. And if you add up Texas Republican you get 15 + 51 = 66.)

(Ever wonder why George Herbert Walker Bush Sr. left the 'Herbert' out when naming his son? George = six letters, Walker = six letters, and BushJr (or 'Busche', which was the original German spelling of their name) = six letters. = 666. Once again, the number of the beast.)

But hold onto your hat, because we are far from finished.

Consider my hat held, sir!

Revelation says the number of the beast (the Antichrist) is 666 – it does not say this is only the number of his name, though that could be part of it. Let's continue with the second number used by numerologists, the date of his birth.

Mr. Bush was born July 6, 1946. If you add up all the digits in his date of birth you get 7+6+1+9+4+6 = 33 = 3+3 = 6.

The third number used by numerologists is the "fate" number. Many numerologists find the fate, destiny or ‘lucky’ number by simply taking the day of the month of your birth (and reducing if necessary) – since Bush’s birth day is the 6th of July – no reduction is necessary.

But just to make sure, the other way of finding the fate number is by adding the individual components of the date of birth to a sum before reducing. Bush’s birth date is 7/6/1946 = 7+6+1946 = 1959 = 1+9+5+9 = 24 = 2+4 = once again, our third 6.

"One plus one plus two plus two equals six," Miss Scarlett said in Clue, although I'm not sure how she figures into this. She certainly does look like an Antichrist's concubine, though. And the Devil likes scarlet. And a generous rack.

But what does Nostradamus have to say? Glad you asked!

century 6 quatrain 13

A doubtful man shall not come far from the reign

The greatest part will uphold him

A capital will not consent that he should reign.

His great chair he shall not be able to maintain.

This one is pretty straightforward, and it concerns the man who tried to stop the AntiChrist's rise to power: "A doubtful man shall not come far from the reign" = Everyone doubted Gore had a chance, but he ended up nearly capturing the presidency. "The greatest part will uphold him." = He won the popular vote. "A capitol will not consent he should reign" = The right-wing US Supreme Court in Washington stopped the counting of votes in Florida to ensure Gore's defeat. "His great chair he shall not be able to maintain." = He's now also lost the office of Vice President.

Oh, yeah: And he notes, of course, that Bush is part of the Merovignian blood line, going back to Jesus I guess, and thus is technically (?) Jewish, or something, which a lot of of people imagine the Anti-Christ will be.

So, apparently I am, as all of you are, minions of the Anti-Christ, the son of Lucifer Himself.

Damnit. I should have listened to my mother and gotten that stupid G.E.D. Now I'm a thrall of Satan.

Serves me right!

Thanks, I guess, to Mark in Mexico.




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