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August 15, 2005

Congressional Budget Office Reduces Deficit Forecast By $88 Billion This Year

Or some number around there. I don't do math.

The Princeton Review taught me how to "guestimate."

Whenever a cop asks me how fast I thought I was going, I always answer "C."

"E" is the Joe Bloggs answer. Always. You tell a cop "E" and he immediately starts busting up your headlights with his baton.

Geeks, Do Not Vex Me: Yes, c is the speed of light. I noted that so you don't have to. Now go back to making Venn diagrams with circles labled "Me" and "Possibilities of Getting Laid," and note that the areas contain no points of overlap.


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