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August 03, 2005

Why Didn't Anyone Think Of This Before? CBS Proudly Announces "Journalists-of-Talent" Program

Talent... now there's an idea. I wish I could bottle all the creativity and outside-the-box thinking at CBS and sell it! I'd make a freakin' fortune!

In related news:

Playboy Magazine announces "Playmates-of-Large-Breasts-and-Narrow-Waists-and-Long-Legs-and-Asses-Like-a-Colt-Stallion" Talent Development Program

NFL selects three candidates for "Big-Dudes-Who-Can-Hit-Real-Real-Hard" Outreach Program

New York City Crackwhores proudly unveil "Runaways-With-Daddy-Issues-and-Low-Self-Esteem-And-Don't-Really-Mind-Strange-Croatian-Men-Masturbating-Into-Your-Slippers" Qualified Candidate Plan

Ace of Spades creates "Please-Someone-In-Hollywood-Call-Me-I'm-Dyin'-Over-Here" Self-Promotion/Whining Initiative

Asses of Jack, they are.

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