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August 22, 2005

How To Blog, By Iowahawk

Some crack advice to jump-start your blogging career.

Here are some of the basic items you'll need:

1. A computer. When John Atanasoff and Clifford Berry developed the first digital computing machine at Iowa State University in 1937, little did they know that their invention would become an integral part of a sophisticated worldwide cat picture distribution system. Today, you can buy a miniature commercial version of that same machine at local retailers, such as Best Buy or Wal-Mart.

And this is in the funny-because-it's-painfully-true category:

Did you know that today, over 7 million Americans are writing their own blogs -- and nearly 1.2 million Americans are actually reading them?

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