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August 31, 2005

BOLO For Bonzo

There's a monkey on the loose in Ohio:

The bulletin issued by police in the southwest Ohio town of Springdale describes the subject as two feet tall, weighing eight pounds, clad only in blue pants and prone to sleeping in trees.

Dillion, a circus monkey, fled into a nearby woods early on Monday after being frightened by a train whistle...

The ACLU immediately issued a press release slamming local authorities for engaging in "species profiling."

Thanks for Pussy Dave From Pussy Garfield Pussy Ridge for keeping up on the escaped-monkey news.

Link from KnownUnknowns, which also has something interesting. That picture of the subway flasher has only shown his face, usually, leading some to say, "Well, the picture doesn't prove anything."

But apparently that picture was cropped by most of the media, presumably for reasons of taste. KnownUnknowns has an uncropped original, showing the location of his right hand, which is definitely making some sort of move to, as Kenny Loggins so eloquently termed it, the Danger Zone.

Hey Now! Update: Someone pointed out that his hand isn't just suspiciously close to the Danger Zone. In fact, you can see his weiner.

Karol's picture is bigger and has a higher resolution, and yeahp, there's no mistaking what that is poking out of his zipper. It's either an erect penis or a bald duck with a bad case of varicose veins.

Not Karol's Picture: She linked to it, but it appears that's a flicker site owned by the quick chick who clicked the dick-pic.

Thanks to Alex, who's a real bear on dork-spotting. Must have gone to a British boarding school or something.


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