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August 11, 2005
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Thanks to Slublog for reminding me.
Slu links this bit by Dr. James Dobson, on How To De-Homoize Your Son:
Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
Uhhhmmm...
If you're trying to defaggify a son you think is a little bit too, what's the word?, Sal Mineo, is the best course of action to shower with him and show off your Big Daddy Penis?
More advice:
Aversion therapy can also be effective. Just as fathers will frequently force a boy caught smoking to chain-smoke an entire pack of cigarettes, a boy who seems to have sexual interest in other boys can be turned away from this impulse by selling him into brutalizing Bangkok boywhoredom and forcing him to "service" sixty Japanese businessmen on "golfing vacations" in a single day.
Okay, I'm making that up.