Hobo Port-a-Potty Pervert Speaks

Eesh.

Luke Irvin Chrisco, 30, said in a jailhouse interview with the Camera on Friday night that he had trouble meeting people on his travels abroad because of the language barrier.

"I got bored and I guess a little horny," he said from the Eagle County Jail, where he is being held on suspicion of unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy.

Chrisco said he was living in the woods in France years ago and some friends went to a recreation center. He said he was wandering around inside the center when he ventured into the girls' locker room and noticed a loose vent, where he decided to hide.

"These chicks started showing up that I never had a chance with," Chrisco said. "But I figured at least I can see them change or something. I've come to know how interesting they are."

The instantly-notorious Port-a-Potty bandit can at least count on one Hollywood producer for support. "I was offered a cameo on a sitcom," Chrisco said. "It was between me and Bill Maher, and Bill Maher just tested 'creepy' with women and couldn't project any kind of charisma."

I may have made that last paragraph up.

A few more bad quotes at Gawker.

Thanks to Maet.

posted by Ace at 07:18 PM

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