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June 01, 2011

Wolf Blitzer Asking Weiner The Most Candy-Cane Questions Possible

Only good question: "You would know if this was your underwear, right?" Answer: Laughs, changes topic (thanks for flashing that again to me).

He is now alleging that picture may have been doctored. His private security firm will get to the bottom of it. Keeps hitting "when you're named Weiner you get jokes like this" crap.

Refuses to say if he ever took a picture like that of himself. Suggests "Who knows," because it could be "manipulated."

Goes on to claim this happens hundreds of thousands times per day. (!!!) It does?

Cybersex does. I don't know about hacking a Congressman's account.

Now using the word "spoof" a lot. "Every day, Wolf, things happen to people like this."

Not a federal case.

Why is Wolf Blitzer not asking him if he DM'd her?

Why does he not ask why he was following her?

Why does he not ask about 545InSeattle?

Oh now he's asking that. "It's a terrible coincidence."

Uh huh.

Ah, now he's saying how "feisty" he is, being "combative" with Republicans. Says "maybe someone punked him back." Says that is more "reasonable" interpretation.

Now says "why go after this person," this prankster. Claims he's protecting the person who "punked" him, because he doesn't want to expose him to this media onslaught.

Asks about Ginger Lee (the porn actress/stripper). "Another person who's gotten dragged into this... A fairly pro-forma thing." Claims it was some kind of automated thank-you. But when pressed on this, will only say it was "most likely" that. Will not commit to that.

And now attempting to claim that this poor woman must not be dragged through the mud as way to get out of question. Um, we're not dragging her through the mud. She's not the wrongdoer.

"Are you protecting anyone?" Jeeze Lousie, set him up more, Wolf. He says: "Yes. My wife." He's protecting her, you see.

We have now officially entered "please respect my family's privacy."

Notice that on every question he has a human shield-- he claims that he can't answer questions about himself because of these other people.

Takes shot at Breitbart, claiming Breitbart is attacking these other people.

A new human shield: His sister in law. Can you believe someone noted he was following his sister in law? Leave this poor woman alone!

Now Wolf is essentially congratulating Weiner for handling today's kitty-cat interview better than yesterday's. Also tells him how wonderful his wife is.

Good Lord All Mighty, he hits the "Weiner joke" non-excuse again. Folks, this is just because his name is Weiner. Happens thousands of times a day, to people named Weiner.

Oh my God, attempting to get Weiner to help himself, Wolf puts the words in his mouth, "And you're not ruling out law enforcement?" Weiner again declines, again. But Blitzer takes it as a "maybe," so he's innocent.

Motherfucker. And he congratulates him with a hand-shake and says to Weiner, "You should have done this yesterday." Good job, Anthony! With me playing press agent, instead of Dana Bash playing reporter, you almost didn't embarrass yourself!

CNN anchor comes back and hits the "Weiner joke" again, it's all just that.

The Dana Bash interview never happened.

It is now to be suppressed in favor of Take Two with Walking Vagina.

It never happened. It is an unterview.

Update: Saving The Public Fisc, One Step At A Time:
ABC: At one point, Weiner suggested he was saving taxpayer money by not calling for an investigation into such a trivial matter.

Yeah, first thing I thought too. He's cutting the deficit. Doin' what he can.

Thanks to momma.

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