Have You Seen This Hobo? 6'4" to 6'8" White Male Hobosexual, Dressed In Tarpaulin and Human Waste

This is why I hunt them.

So, a woman uses a port-a-john at a Yoga conference. She notices something moving under the toilet-hole -- let's euphemize this sludge-pit as "the tank" -- and runs out. She asks a man to check, and yup, there's a dude down there, wearing a tarpaulin, covered in what you'd imagine he'd be covered in.

He is described as a white male, about 20 years old, 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.

Witnesses say the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist, officials said.

Police are trying to trace the man who is being sought on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

One witness told officers he believed the suspect uses the name 'Sky,' and that he may be a transient.

You know what they call it when hobos do this? A "Soup Kitchen."

America is on the decline. When I was a lad, we always dressed properly in button-down shirt and dress shoes when we hid beneath toilets like deranged trolls, laying in wait for women to relieve themselves.

This couple appears wholesome by contrast.

Thanks to rd.

posted by Ace at 03:12 PM

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