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June 04, 2011

Overnight Open Thread

MEMO: For immediate release to all cob-logging divisions and open-blogging subsidiaries/franchises.

RE: AceCorp LLC Corporate Directive Regarding Weiners.

Until further notice, all posts must include a minimum of 50% Weiner and Weiner-related content. We appreciate your efforts on this new and exciting direction in which the company is headed and know that you share in the overall vision as we look to expand our presence in both the domestic and overseas Weiner marketplaces.

In related news, the requirement for 15% “The Warriors” post content is suspended as we look to either outsource that division or discontinue the service altogether due to lack of profitability and the fact that no one can “Dig it”.

Well, I suppose we should start things of with...


A Weiner:

Keep your subliminally dirty thoughts to yourselves, you creeps, because it's not all weiners here tonight.

I'm pleased to introduce a new ONT feature:

Cooking With LauraW:

Tonight's recipe is "Turkey a la Thermite"

Deeee-lish!

If you'd like the recipe, please send a self-addressed, stamped email to lauracorp@gmail.com In addition you'll receive a 4 oz. sample of Laura's hand-crafted thermite, the recipe passed down from generation to generation and lovingly canned by Laura herself in her bunker root cellar.

It's Thermite-ilicuos!

(SluShop courtesy of SluCorp)

Weiner Doggeh vs Kitteh:

Yep, here it is. The bottom. We’ve sunk as low as can possibly be sunk to.

Weiner Music:

I stand corrected. Here’s the bottom. "The Particle Board of Meat:"

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to xgenghisx@gmail.com. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

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