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June 08, 2011

Weiner's Wife? Pregnant
Rumor: Weiner To Resign At 7pm?


Now, it's my belief he will play the card, "All this sudden shock of responsibility just stunned me, scared me, I sought out juvenile pleasures because I was, in some way, trying to escape my adult responsibility, if only in a virtual way."

The "Sudden Responsibility Shock Syndrome" defense.

Who knows, might even be true. Guy was trolling recklessly and rampantly for virtual tail.

In just three weeks, guy's been in contact with more ass than a toilet.

Rumor: I've heard rumors, from a guy, from a guy, from a guy before; I thought he was resigning at that press conference. Before that, I'd heard he'd make the announcement to resign on Tuesday (the day after he wound up saying he wouldn't resign).

So rumors are... well, rumors.

So take this with a grain of salt. This man says it's the rumor on Capitol Hill that it's tonight, in an hour.

Now, I've been trying to avoid Weiner, mostly, and return to the previously-popular not-all-dick format, so I haven't noted this, but almost everyone is now calling on Weiner to resign, from former DNC chief Tim Kaine to former girlfriend and erstwhile defender Kristin Powers.

His supporters are angry that he lied to them, telling them, on the phone, that this was all just a "vast right wing conspiracy." He may still have voters, but he's hemorrhaging donors.

I don't think he'll be able to go to rallies or appear on MSNBC anymore. At least, not until he hosts the 10 o'clock MSNBC news show, Weiner Time.

Every five minutes comes someone else demanding he resign.

Of course, he doesn't have to. And he's got a kid to take care of now.

And possibly child support payments.

Again, this is just a rumor. It just seems... inevitable.

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