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November 01, 2019

Cosplay Hispanic, Noted Furry, and Occasional Burglar, Drunk Driver, and Felony Evader Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke Says "¡ No mas!" to Presidential Delusions

Alternate headline:

Unemployed Dreamer Says He's Going to Stop Trying to Find a Job for a While, and "Just Work on Himself for a Bit"

Remember when this asshole abandoned his family to Discover America?

"Beto's" withdrawal from the race leaves a big space in the Vanilla White Liar Pretending to Be a Minority lane, which Elizabeth "I'm an Indian whenever I'm applying for a new gig" Warren is expected to fill.

BREAKING: Beto O'Rourke has announced that he's ending his presidential campaign pic.twitter.com/C2Dx4NNSqg
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) November 1, 2019

Oh no, Beto just dropped out of race for President despite him saying he was “born for this.” I don’t think so!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 1, 2019

Looks like I get to keep my firearms—adios, @BetoORourke!
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) November 1, 2019

Beto’s drop out announcement: pic.twitter.com/63X0Dn2pDf
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) November 1, 2019

There's no proof that this skinny furry dweeb was scared out of the race by a single woman, but there's also no proof that that didn't happen.

WARNING: Graphic language. This woman was upset with @BetoORourke making a campaign stop in Newtown tonight. We'll have more on the event tonight on the News at 10pm pic.twitter.com/8gP0pw9vE8
— FOX61 (@FOX61News) October 31, 2019

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"Beto's" withdrawal from the race leaves a big space in the Vanilla White Liar Pretending to Be a Minority lane, which Elizabeth "I'm an Indian whenever I'm applying for a new gig" Warren is expected to fill. BREAKING: Beto O'Rourke has announced that he's ending his presidential campaign pic.twitter.com/C2Dx4NNSqg — NowThis (@nowthisnews) November 1, 2019 Oh no, Beto just dropped out of race for President despite him saying he was “born for this.” I don’t think so! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 1, 2019 Looks like I get to keep my firearms—adios, @BetoORourke! — Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) November 1, 2019 Beto’s drop out announcement: pic.twitter.com/63X0Dn2pDf — The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) November 1, 2019 There's no proof that this skinny furry dweeb was scared out of the race by a single woman, but there's also no proof that that didn't happen. WARNING: Graphic language. This woman was upset with @BetoORourke making a campaign stop in Newtown tonight. 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