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November 19, 2019

Eric Swallowall Drops a Raucously Loud Fart on Live TV

Well that's one way to get some Twitter buzz.

I know this is old but it's too good.



I think he ate Mexican. A Mexican tuba.

And then... the cover-up began.


But some investigators can sniff out the truth.



Of course, the members of the #SalonHot25 announce themselves as Fart Truthers and begin covering for their hero.



Did you see how he paused, gritted, and then released at the precise moment of gastric detonation?

He looks like he just cleared his colon of some very precious Prom Memories, if you catch my drift.

But real conservatives won't be deterred from the noxious truth:


MSNBC joins the Conspiracy of Lies.



Joining a Conspiracy of Lies is pretty much their brand.



Proof:



Vindman is lying at the hearings and refusing to answer questions.



He doesn't wear the uniform at his day-job. He's only wearing it now to Lend Authority.

I think that you shouldn't wear your uniform unless you're within 20 pounds of regulation weight.

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