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November 19, 2019

Eric Swallowall Drops a Raucously Loud Fart on Live TV

Well that's one way to get some Twitter buzz.

I know this is old but it's too good.

VOLUME UP
pic.twitter.com/NwhVS8nQxi
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) November 19, 2019

Eric Swalwell shall henceforth be known as Eric Shartwell pic.twitter.com/bxno3J5089
— Krian Brassenstein (@KBrassenstein) November 19, 2019

I think he ate Mexican. A Mexican tuba.

And then... the cover-up began.

A text I never thought I’d send pic.twitter.com/t0Y4rCA14x
— Addy Baird (@addysue) November 19, 2019

NEWS: SWALWELL denies it was him who farted on MSNBC: pic.twitter.com/IYmHwYfuGf
— Addy Baird (@addysue) November 19, 2019

But some investigators can sniff out the truth.

Rep. Skidmark denies responsibility, claiming the sharts came from the gassy knoll, but an analysis of the Crapruder footage clearly shows he paused and flinched at the very moment fire was sent down range. https://t.co/0nzTa9YnvE
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 19, 2019

Of course, the members of the #SalonHot25 announce themselves as Fart Truthers and begin covering for their hero.

He paused to let it out. His whole body tenses and releases in sync with it.
— Backyard Bear (@UrsusDomesticus) November 19, 2019

Did you see how he paused, gritted, and then released at the precise moment of gastric detonation?

He looks like he just cleared his colon of some very precious Prom Memories, if you catch my drift.

But real conservatives won't be deterred from the noxious truth:

Most intelligible thing to come out of Swalwell in years. #fartgate https://t.co/LT7MXAkIRB
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 19, 2019

Please @realDonaldTrump tweet about Eric Swalwell’s fart.

I’ll never ask you for another thing as long as I live.
— Catturd (@catturd2) November 19, 2019

MSNBC joins the Conspiracy of Lies.

Sorry to disappoint the conspiracy theorists - it was the #hardball mug scraping across the desk. Get yours today and let’s get back to the news! https://t.co/SG8Owm2IBw
— Hardball (@hardball) November 19, 2019

Joining a Conspiracy of Lies is pretty much their brand.

First you gas your viewers, then you gaslight them. No one believes this. https://t.co/T2amY79hZO
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) November 19, 2019

Proof:

#FartGate: Infrared Evidencepic.twitter.com/CR1dRb9gAH
— Wojciech Pawelczyk 🇵🇱🇺🇸 (@PolishPatriotTM) November 19, 2019

Vindman is lying at the hearings and refusing to answer questions.

It is not up to Captain Bearclaw what is and isn't proper.

There is no boom. https://t.co/K7RkvK24aS
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) November 19, 2019

He doesn't wear the uniform at his day-job. He's only wearing it now to Lend Authority.

I think that you shouldn't wear your uniform unless you're within 20 pounds of regulation weight.

Greta Spazzburg checks in:

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And then... the cover-up began. A text I never thought I’d send pic.twitter.com/t0Y4rCA14x — Addy Baird (@addysue) November 19, 2019 NEWS: SWALWELL denies it was him who farted on MSNBC: pic.twitter.com/IYmHwYfuGf — Addy Baird (@addysue) November 19, 2019 But some investigators can sniff out the truth. Rep. Skidmark denies responsibility, claiming the sharts came from the gassy knoll, but an analysis of the Crapruder footage clearly shows he paused and flinched at the very moment fire was sent down range. https://t.co/0nzTa9YnvE — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 19, 2019 Of course, the members of the #SalonHot25 announce themselves as Fart Truthers and begin covering for their hero. He paused to let it out. His whole body tenses and releases in sync with it. — Backyard Bear (@UrsusDomesticus) November 19, 2019 Did you see how he paused, gritted, and then released at the precise moment of gastric detonation? He looks like he just cleared his colon of some very precious Prom Memories, if you catch my drift. But real conservatives won't be deterred from the noxious truth: Most intelligible thing to come out of Swalwell in years. #fartgate https://t.co/LT7MXAkIRB — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 19, 2019 Please @realDonaldTrump tweet about Eric Swalwell’s fart. I’ll never ask you for another thing as long as I live. — Catturd (@catturd2) November 19, 2019 MSNBC joins the Conspiracy of Lies. Sorry to disappoint the conspiracy theorists - it was the #hardball mug scraping across the desk. Get yours today and let’s get back to the news! https://t.co/SG8Owm2IBw — Hardball (@hardball) November 19, 2019 Joining a Conspiracy of Lies is pretty much their brand. First you gas your viewers, then you gaslight them. No one believes this. https://t.co/T2amY79hZO — Mollie (@MZHemingway) November 19, 2019 Proof: #FartGate: Infrared Evidencepic.twitter.com/CR1dRb9gAH — Wojciech Pawelczyk 🇵🇱🇺🇸 (@PolishPatriotTM) November 19, 2019 Vindman is lying at the hearings and refusing to answer questions. It is not up to Captain Bearclaw what is and isn't proper. There is no boom. https://t.co/K7RkvK24aS — Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) November 19, 2019 He doesn't wear the uniform at his day-job. He's only wearing it now to Lend Authority. I think that you shouldn't wear your uniform unless you're within 20 pounds of regulation weight. 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