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November 09, 2019

Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 11-09-2019

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IM Almira Skripchenko & GM Alexandra Kosteniuk


TheJamesMadison will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (1062)

Goal: White can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: The rooks team up for maximum effect


20191109 - Problem 1.jpg
3r4/1R5p/2p3k1/5p2/r3PK2/8/8/2R5 w - - 0 1




"Tactical" -- Another Chess-Themed Song From Juga

The black and white photography is quite striking.



Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1063)

Goal: Forced mate in 4
Hint: A little obstruction goes a long way


20191109 - Problem 2.jpg
2br3k/2r1q2p/2P1p3/pp2Pp1B/1p3P1Q/2p3R1/P6P/6RK w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - White To Play (1048 )


20191109 - Problem 3.jpg
2R2bk1/p2r4/1p2pPpp/8/PP3QP1/4BPK1/8/q7 w - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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20191110 dress pr0n 03.jpg




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One final Oktoberfest 2019 pic:

20191109 dress pr0n oktoberfest.jpg
(click for enlargement)




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20191110 dress pr0n melania.jpg

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Solutions Update

Beginner Problem - White To Play


20191109 - Problem 1.jpg
3r4/1R5p/2p3k1/5p2/r3PK2/8/8/2R5 w - - 0 1

1.Rxc6+ Rd6

(1...Kh5 2. Rxh7#)

2.Rxd6+ Kh5
3.Rxh7#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


20191109 - Problem 2.jpg
2br3k/2r1q2p/2P1p3/pp2Pp1B/1p3P1Q/2p3R1/P6P/6RK w - - 0 1

Answer:

1.Bf7 Qg5

(1...Qxh4 2. Rg8+ Rxg8 3. Rxg8#)

2.Qxg5 Rxf7
3.Qg8+ Rxg8
4.Rxg8#


Advanced Problem - White To Play


20191109 - Problem 3.jpg
2R2bk1/p2r4/1p2pPpp/8/PP3QP1/4BPK1/8/q7 w - - 0 1


1.Rxf8+ Kxf8
2.Qxh6+ Kg8
3.Qxg6+ Kf8

(3...Kh8 4.Qe8+ Kh7 5.Qxd7+ Kg6 6.Qg7#)

4.Bh6+ Rg7
5.Qxg7+

(5.Bxg7+ Kg8 6.f7#)

5...Ke8 6.Qe7#

Hope to see you all next week!


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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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