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November 27, 2019
The Morning Rant
(GP has the day off. It's in his contract.) “Our harvest being gotten in, our governor sent four men on fowling, that so we might after a special manner rejoice together, after we had gathered the fruits of our labors; they four in one day killed as much fowl, as with a little help beside, served the company almost a week, at which time amongst other recreations, we exercised our arms, many of the Indians coming amongst us, and amongst the rest their greatest king Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and feasted, and they went out and killed five deer, which they brought to the plantation and bestowed on our Governor, and upon the Captain and others. And although it be not always so plentiful, as it was at this time with us, yet by the goodness of God, we are so far from want, that we often wish you partakers of our plenty.”
This might be a good time to reflect one the things we are grateful for. I'll go first: I am grateful for Mrs. Muse, my beloved wife/lover/best friend who has loved me, put up with me, encouraged me, and stayed with me for nearly 35 years. I am grateful to my parents for raising me in a stable home. They weren't the best parents, they had their problems, but ultimately, I know that they loved me, cared for me, got me started in life, and, when they passed in 2012, they left me a good inheritance. I am grateful that even though I strugged with unemployment for the greater part of my working life, nevertheless Mrs. Muse and I were able to buy a house, put food on the table, raise a family, and through it all, we lacked for nothing. I am grateful for my health. Despite the structural damage my body has sustained over the years, I can live my daily life with minimal assistance. I am not in any pain and I am not beset with any lingering or wasting diseases. I am grateful that all of my children are doing well, are stable, and there is no family drama among any of us. And that our holiday seasons are truly joyous events. And of course I am grateful for AoSHQ! I am grateful for all of you morons for helping me stay sane through these crazy years. Seriously, you're the best. I am grateful that I was able to meet some of you at the Yakima Mo-Me last May. I am grateful to ace for trusting me enough to post stuff on his blog while he's not around. I am grateful that it's sort of like a job, that is, I have regular content quotas I am expected to fill at certain times, and in this way I can remain active in retirement. Even though I enjoy writing for AoSHQ, I've never been what you might call a self-starter, so I am grateful for this external motivation, which is exactly what I need. It keeps my mind active and it's way better than watching TV all day long. Last, but actually first, I am grateful to God for pulling me away from a self-destructive path and teaching me a better way to live, 40 years ago, when I was 22. All of these things listed here that I am grateful for, and many more besides, I possess because He is the one who gave them to me out of the richness of his abundant mercies. I know some of you morons have difficult challenges in your lives, and I don't think there's anything I can say that won't sound like an empty platitude. So I offer the following article with the hope that you may derive some comfort from it:
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