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November 12, 2019

Mark Sanford, Alleged Challenger to Trump, Suspends Hypothetical Campaign In Order to Spend More Time With His Argentinian Side-Piece

Ahhh, muy calliente.

He says his failure is due to Democrats' success in launching an impeachment hearing.

What? Democrats try to impeach the sitting impeachment, and he says that prevents him from mounting a challenge to that president?

Whatever.

Mark Sanford dropped his challenge to President Donald Trump for the Republican presidential nomination on Tuesday, saying the focus on impeachment has made it impossible for his campaign to gain traction.

"You've got to be a realist," Sanford said outside the New Hampshire statehouse. "What I did not anticipate is an impeachment."

Various corporate-sponsored fake conservatives are weeping into their fake captains' hats.





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