Breaking: DNA Test Establishes That the Baby Hunter Biden Denies Is His Is In Fact His

A guy who lies and lies and denies the paternity of his child certainly would never use his political connections to Pappy Biden to grift favors for the company paying his unqualified ass $80,000 per month.

DNA testing has established, "with scientific certainty," that Hunter Biden is the father of an Arkansas baby, according to a motion filed Wednesday in Independence County on behalf of the child’s mother, Lunden Alexis Roberts.

Biden, son of former vice president Joe Biden, "is not expected to challenge the results of the DNA test or the testing process," the filing states.

A friend snarks: "They way they could tell paternity was that the baby was also on the board of a number of Ukraine gas companies."

Can't wait for the great moralizers on the Fake Conservative (actual liberal establishment) right to explain to us why this is no big deal and says nothing about Hunter Biden's character nor of Joe Biden's.

I don't know anything about this source, but an outfit calling itself Interfax claims that Ukranian MPs are demanding that the US investigate a shady financier who they say has connections to the US Democrat Party.

At a press conference at the Interfax-Ukraine agency on Wednesday, MP Andriy Derkach announced that deputies have received new materials from investigative journalists about international corruption and the participation of Ukrainian officials in it.

"Last week, November 14, the Prosecutor General's Office (PGO), unnoticed by the media, announced a new suspicion to the notorious owner of Burisma, ex-Ecology Minister Zlochevsky. According to the suspicion, the Yanukovych family is suspected, in particular, with legalizing (laundering) of criminally obtained income through Franklin Templeton Investments, an investment fund carrying out purchases of external government loan bonds totaling $7.4 billion," Derkach said.

Ukrainian members of parliament have demanded the presidents of Ukraine and the United States, Volodymyr Zelensky and Donald Trump, investigate suspicions of the legalization of $7.4 billion by the "family" of ex-President Viktor Yanukovych through the American investment fund Franklin Templeton Investments, which they said has ties to the U.S. Democratic Party.

They say further that Templeton Investments spirited away $16.5 million into different secret accounts, notably including an account in the name of one Hunter Biden.

Twitter has already suspended an BreakingNews account which tweeted out this story.

Build your own internet, peons. Meanwhile we'll be here in DC, sucking millions from Google and mega-corporations, throwing champagne and caviar parties every month with our Free Money and talking up "old-fashioned roll-up-your-sleeves hard-workin' conservatism."

Ever notice that all of the strident propagandists for alleged Free Market Corporatism themselves have only the most tangential and hypothetical experience with actual capitalism?

They're sucking money from gifts cadged out of older people who have been tricked into thinking these people are pushing conservatism, rather than liberal-leaning archlibertarianism. As well as barely-disguised bribes from Google, Koch, etc.

What does this have to do with actually earning money, cash-for-services, cash-for-product?

These people all seem to admire capitalism -- from a safe distance, you understand.

They certainly appreciate the capitalist spirit, in others.

But for this gang of gold-plated mediocrities themselves, it's Donor Class Communism all the way. Those dinners and junkets and parties aren't going to pay for themselves.

I think it should be a rule that these High Priests of Archlibertarianism must disclose, yearly, precisely when their last contact with the capitalist system actually occurred.

For a huge swathe of them, the answer will be either "Never" or "When I was working at a Dairy Queen in junior year of high school."

When was the last time these fake-ass "libertarian capitalists" worked for an organization whose cash-flow was not generated by a mixture of beggary and bribery?

Update: 10x25mm says this about Interfax:

Interfax Ukraine is the Ukrainian operating arm of Interfax, an independent Russian news agency. Interfax Russia was associated, to some extent, with Boris Yeltsin after he rescued them from attacks by the CPSU during its final days of power.

The owner of Interfax is Mikhail Vitalivich Kommisar, who maintains a vanishingly low profile for security reasons. He is not held in high regard by the current powers in Russia.

Interfax does have a major partnership with Moody's Investors Services providing financial information on former USSR entities called SPARK.

posted by Ace of Spades at 04:02 PM

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