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November 01, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"This latest impeachment clown show/kangaroo court/dog's breakfast isn't Trump's first rodeo, you know. Do you remember that the House has voted on impeachment articles on 3 earlier occasions?

"The first time was December 16, 2017. On that date 58 Democrat Representatives voted to advance impeachment for the "high crime" of saying rude and insulting things about NFL anthem protests, among other things. Basically, for being racisty.

"Then, on January 19, 2018, 66 Dems voted to advance impeachment for the "high crime" of calling sh*thole countries sh*thole countries.

"The latest vote was this summer. On July 17, 2019 the Democrats managed to round up 95 votes to advance impeachment for the "high crime" of saying mean things about The Squad.

"Yes, the U.S. House of Representatives is really covering itself in glory with this whole impeachment thing."

(h/t Phil Kerpen on Twitter)

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