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With Border Crisis Growing, Biden Seeks to Rename Detention Centers as "Reception Centers"This is both a meaningless bit of PC rebranding, and yet a not-so-meaningless signal to illegals to keep coming here to illegally vote for Democrats. The, ahem, "Reception Centers" are so filled that Biden even has to re-open centers Trump closed down (for disuse). Fresh internal documents from the Department of Health and Human Services show how quickly the number of child migrants crossing the border is overwhelming the administration's stretched resources. The Biden Administration is of course encouraging a crisis, because they intend to use a crisis as a cover for an unconstitutional granting of citizenship to illegals. This as close an open declaration of open borders as you're going to see, at least until it's too late to reverse the open borders policy because one third of all voters are illegal aliens. This is the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security telling illegals to come: "We are not saying don't come, we are saying don't come now, because we will be able to deliver a safe and orderly process to them as quickly as possible." Never forget: The last time there was a crisis at the border -- which Trump handled -- National Review opposed Trump declaring a crisis at the border almost to a man. (Or: almost to a "man.") But consider who's paying their bills these days, and this little mystery is quickly cleared up.
But Biden has such #NiceTweets, right, National Review? Maybe if you Twitter-addicted brokedicks got the fuck off social media for a few hours a day, you would see Trump's "Mean Tweets" -- which told illegals that we don't want them bringing their problems here, which is exactly the message they should be getting -- for the fifth-order First World Problems they are. It is amusing to see NeverTrumpers, who kept telling us that Biden was moderate and centrist and even contradicted Biden's own admissions that he was neither moderate nor centrist, now fretting that Biden is doing exactly what we said -- and what he said -- he'd do.
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