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March 12, 2021

The Morning Report - 3/12/21 [J.J. Sefton]


Good morning, kids. Friday and the weekend is here. The big story is Dear Leader the Brain Bleeder, actually made his first public address as the so-called quote-unquote "president." Normally, this would not be a big deal considering these things happen within a few days of being inaugurated, or in his case, installed. But in this case, I think he smashed some sort of record for the most days without making a public appearance, speech or press conference. Can you blame his handlers? The man literally has some form of dementia, and his mental capacity is draining day by day. We see it, the media sees it and much of the country sees it. Add to that the fact that just to keep him upright for a photo-op, they're pumping this aging pre-cadaverous husk with a chemical cocktail that could kill a pod of blue whales. "Hide the Decline" was not a winning strategy for global warming and now that they got away clean with stealing the election, it's not going to work over the long run, and certainly not four years. But be that as it may, they shoved crystal meth-laced pudding down his throat and depressing bilge in his teleprompter and voila! John Gill made his debut:

On Thursday night, a masked Biden tottered down a long, empty hall to a podium. He then gave the most bizarre presidential address in American history. After a grim recital of "facts" about the last year, Biden emphasized multiple times that Americans had better take the vaccine -- and be grateful to him for his amazing ability to get the vaccine to Americans. He also insisted that, vaccines or not, the government's in control and can lock all of us up all over again...

...Biden was more alert than he's been in many months. Even his eyes, which are usually tightly squinted as he struggles to stay alert and read his teleprompter, were wide open, almost scarily so. Given how frail and confused Biden's been lately, well, let's just say his verve was suspicious...

...The speech was both bizarre and boring. Despite the teleprompter, it wandered hither and yon, without ever touching clearly on a single point. It was a grim, depressing speech about a miserable year that probably won't get better even with a vaccine because we must all remain scared and isolated... Biden kept saying that he was going to tell the truth. He quoted a woman he allegedly met who told him her heart's desire: "'I just want the truth. The truth. Just tell me the truth...'" Do you know who says things like that? Someone who's lying...

...Here's the scariest thing Biden said, although he slipped it in so quickly many may not have noticed (emphasis mine): "Fourth, in the coming weeks, we will issue further guidance on what you can and cannot do once fully vaccinated to lessen the confusion, to keep people safe, and encourage more people to get vaccinated."

The vaccine, rather than freeing us, will bring us even more tightly under government control as the federal government mandates what we can and cannot do.

That attitude reflects the marching orders of this regime from coast to coast. He may or may not understand the words emanating from his pie-hole, but take a gander at the link about what Gavin Newsom has proclaimed. And he is not suffering from dementia, either. I find it strange that the Capitol is surrounded by barbed wire and now the National Guard is going to be bivouacked there seemingly indefinitely, when from all appearances it is us who are being surrounded by barbed wire, at least for the time being via edicts and policies. Frankly, it's odd that this junta is going to rely on a military to defend it and oppress us that is not exactly combat-ready. Tucker Carlson committed the mortal sin of pointing this out to his American audience, and the anti-Americans listening in blew a fuse:

I want to be very clear right up front, that the diversity of our military is one of our greatest strengths," Pentagon press secretary and former CNN commentator John Kirby said during a Thursday briefing. "I've seen it for myself in long months at sea and in the combat waged by our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. I've seen it up on Capitol Hill just this past month. And I see it every day here right at the Pentagon."

Kirby was responding to comments made by Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who said during his March 9 show that Biden's Department of Defense is more focused on woke adventurism than winning wars...

...Carlson offered criticism of an announcement from Biden that the military was preparing new body armor and flight suits for pregnant women, as well as updating hairstyle requirements. "It is going to take an intensity of purpose and mission to really change the culture and habits that cause women to leave the military," Biden said.

"While China's military becomes more masculine as it assembles the world's largest Navy, our military needs to become more feminine, whatever feminine means anymore because men and women no longer exist," Carlson said.

"What we absolutely won't do is take personnel advice from a talk show host or the Chinese military. Maybe those folks feel like they have something to prove -- that's on them. We know we're the greatest military in the world today and even for all the things we need to improve, we know exactly why that's so," Kirby added.

A series of classified war games conducted by the Defense Department, most recently in 2020, found that the Chinese military consistently won in confrontations with the United States. "The trend in our war games was not just that we were losing, but we were losing faster," Air Force Lt. Gen. S. Clinton Hinote told Yahoo News.

Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! You mean turning the United States armed forces into a social experiment where transexual freakazoids run the show and we're creating special uniforms for pregnant soldiers to go into combat is just what we need to defeat our foes? Who knew?! Then again, the Chi-Coms supposedly are harvesting the organs of concentration camp inmates to create some sort of mutant super-soldier. Bull Halsey once said something to the effect of wars being won by the side that made the fewest mistakes. If Chinese genetic engineering is as good as their drywall and cat food, maybe the 101st Bitter Klinger Airborne Division has a fighting chance.

Have a nice weekend.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

ALSO: The Morning Report is cross-posted at CutJibNewsletter.com if you want to continue the conversation all day.

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