The Outer Limits Of The ONT

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For Bluebell

Muldoon in the army

Neat

And that baby grew up to be Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Clams got sensors!

This is a problem

Fido Friday

When the hand is on the other foot

SMDH

So: A firefighter (probably the husband), three kids, two pets, a minivan...what a nice suburban family. Oh yeah, and for $3.99 you can watch mommy fuck the Chicago Blackhawks. (Someone posted a picture of “Barbie327”. She had dreads and a neck tattoo).

I think that's the front of Outback. Too bad it isn't in Australia

Every day we get further from God

How to attract the other team's goon squad

Not all heroes wear capes

No, wait, he's got a point

Another job for Muldoon

If I ever write a novel, the hero will be Dick Allcocks

When a mommy building and a daddy building love each other very much....

Simp of the week

Watch Tom Cotton grill Vanita Gupta like a porterhouse steak

A/S/L wanna cyber?

Thank God for government (sound on)

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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