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March 12, 2021

The Outer Limits Of The ONT

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For Bluebell

Muldoon in the army

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Neat

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And that baby grew up to be Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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Clams got sensors!

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This is a problem

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Fido Friday

When the hand is on the other foot

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SMDH

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So: A firefighter (probably the husband), three kids, two pets, a minivan...what a nice suburban family. Oh yeah, and for $3.99 you can watch mommy fuck the Chicago Blackhawks. (Someone posted a picture of “Barbie327”. She had dreads and a neck tattoo).

I think that's the front of Outback. Too bad it isn't in Australia

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Every day we get further from God

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How to attract the other team's goon squad

Not all heroes wear capes

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No, wait, he's got a point

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Another job for Muldoon

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If I ever write a novel, the hero will be Dick Allcocks

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When a mommy building and a daddy building love each other very much....

Simp of the week

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Watch Tom Cotton grill Vanita Gupta like a porterhouse steak

A/S/L wanna cyber?

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Thank God for government (sound on)


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