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March 26, 2021

Wizard Casts ONT!

Friday night has come 'round at last. This week I have a higher number of videos than normal, lots of the normal crap fished from the bottom of the internet and a response to Muldoon. Hope everybody had a good week, and whatever happened, at least you're not Wichita Falls, Tx.


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Funny if you know the D&D subculture


President Cabbagehead

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Whose Line is it Anyway?

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TBF, guy's a pretty good artist

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This is clever, I want one


Correcting a small oversight

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This would be me

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Pretty cool

Meanwhile, I had planted beans and sugar snap peas in my garden and they hadn't sprouted. I was frustrated, these are the seeds they give to kindergartners to sprout in a wet paper towel, and I can't grow them in dirt? Unreal. They finally sprouted a few days ago, so nevermind.

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About that boat stuck in the Suez Canal...

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Once upon a time in west...Hollywood


Energy map

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Moar laws!

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I wonder what they said?

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Cartoon Network had some great bumpers back in the day


Bringing a knife to a gun fight

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You know what this means, don't you?

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It means that (in reverse order) Jesus is never gonna:
A) Give you up
B) Let you down
c) Run around and desert you

Meeting the letter of the assignment

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Plumbing porn
Someone suggested the other day that I watch handyman porn. Apparently it's a genre where a lonely housewife seduces a worker who is working on her house. I checked it out, and honestly, I'm just not that aroused. Do these do anything for you?


Science joke

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Pun of the week

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Ever Given Limerick

Ever Given, both sturdy and stout
Drew a dick, then thrust up the mouth
Suez said “Hey bloke,
I'm starting to choke”
“That's too bad, cuz I can't pull out”.


Tonight's ONT is brought to you by the question of the week:

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Heehee. I know you guys. I could have just posted this and nothing else and y'all would spend 1000 replies arguing about it

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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