China Makes Anal Humiliation Mandatory for All Foreigners

You don't have to be an Austrian psychoanalyst to understand the symbolism of their demand that everyone in the world bend over and spread 'em.

China has made anal swab tests for the coronavirus mandatory for almost all international arrivals, deepening a row with other countries over a practice many have described as humiliating.

The Japanese government has already raised concern about its citizens being subjected to the "undignified" procedure while American diplomats have also complained. Katsunobu Kato, Japan's chief cabinet secretary, said it would ask China to alter its testing regimen after some Japanese travellers reported suffering "psychological pain" from the invasive procedure.

As a possible compromise Lu Hongzhou, a Shanghai-based doctor, told China's state media that the anal swab could be substituted with a stool sample.

Whoa, what an amazing compromise! Who's negotiating here, Mitch McConnell?

Of course, it is American weakness that encourages Chinese belligerence. When China ordered Biden's diplomats to take a rod up their asses, they did not point out that they were immune to such demands by the Geneva Conventions.

Instead, they meekly took it up the ass, because they thought it would be "homophobic" to refuse to be sodomized.

posted by Ace at 12:03 PM

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