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A priest, a minister and a rabbi are in a boat out on the lake, fishing. PRIEST: “Doggone it, I left my sunglasses on the dock.” The priest steps overboard, walks across the water to the dock, fetches his sunglasses, walks back across the water, boards the boat. MINISTER: “Wouldn’t you know it, I left my lunchbox on the dock.” The minister steps overboard, walks across the water to the dock, fetches his lunchbox, walks back across the water, boards the boat.” Mystified, but not to be outdone, the rabbi pipes up: RABBI: “Oy-vey, I left my sunscreen on the dock. The rabbi steps overboard, takes one step and plunges up to his neck in the lake. The priest elbows the minister: PRIEST: “Do you think we should have told him where the stepping stones are?” A guy asked a girl in a university library: The girl replied with a loud voice: All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said: The guy then responded with a loud voice: All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy
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