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In Embarrassing Senior Moment, Biden Forgets What Pentagon's Called, Blanks On Secretary Of Defense Name
Well of course they did. White House praises 'courage' of Meghan and Harry after interview White House press secretary Jen Psaki praised the "courage" of Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, and Prince Harry for speaking out about mental health after their prime-time interview with Oprah Winfrey.
Two weeks ago today it was -37. Last Monday we had to clean up 10" of snow. Today, it hit 50 here in the Land of The Frozen Tundra. Is Spring on its way? Check out this map. If I go out to dinner and have a bad meal and/or service, I won't go back. Serve rot to our armed forces, keep your contract. The Pentagon on Monday said that no moves are being made to remove any company from food service operations after National Guard troops assigned to protect the U.S. Capitol got sick from eating tainted meals served to them last week.
LEONI TWP., MI – An 18-year-old man was killed Saturday while running on I-94. Let's figure this out. To become a psychologist you need a Bachelor's Degree and A Doctorate Degree. So basically one is spending 8-12 years in higher education. If you are a psychologist and can't figure out how to get a hug. There is something wrong with you. Renee Behinfar lives alone in Scottsdale, Ariz. The pandemic has been painfully isolating for her and has left her longing for warmth and touch.
Doctors have God complexes? Who knew. SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — The Medical Board of California said it would investigate a plastic surgeon who appeared in a videoconference for his traffic violation trial while operating.
“I Was Forced To Suck It Up And Get Back To Work:” Heartbroken Mom Shares Why 12 Weeks Of Maternity Leave Isn’t Enough
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On this day March 8, 1990 - Cher Born on this day: March 8, 1945 - Michael Dolenz
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