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Finally "Following the Science," For Once, the CDC Reduces the Recommended Social Distancing for Schoolchildren from Six Feet to Three FeetAnd now children will have enough room to attend school, thereby stripping the teachers of their last pretext to not teach while continuing to take unearned paychecks. But you know they still won't work, right? The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Friday relaxed physical distancing requirements for children in school, from 6 feet to 3 feet -- a change aimed at allowing more students to be inside classrooms. The fact that this "six foot" rule was just a made-up bit of bullshit has been in the news for a week, as well as a study showing that three feet of distance is enough to mitigate the spread of infection. Even NRP discussed the possibility of finally forcing teachers to go back to work, now that only three feet of distance was needed. American Federation of Teachers president Randi Weingartner immediately announced that no, teachers weren't going back to work, no matter what the science says. ![]() President Dementia, Commander-in-Chief Dyspraxia will of course continue supporting the teachers unions in their national strike, which has now begun its second year. This is all about status and money. Money, obviously, they're extorting us. But status is in play too, because teachers always consider themselves to be professionals like lawyers. They see lawyers and business executives working from home, so they reason, "Well we're just like lawyers and executives, so we should work from home too. To be forced to come in to work would reduce us to the level of mere truck-drivers and grocery clerks." And so your kids lose years of intellectual and social development, just so these near-illiterates can continue pretending they're part of the Elite. Remember, they made this "six foot" rule up out of thin air. But Anthony Fauci insisted this is what "The Science (TM)" demanded.
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